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I am Squidward Tentacles.

I work at the Krusty Krab.

Squilliam Fancyson is my arch-rival.



He always has to rub it in MY face that he's better than me.



(OOC: I'm NOT really Squidward.
This is just an

ask/roleplaying blog.
I don't take credit for
ANYTHING that I reblog.)






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ask-sandy-cheeks-squirrel said: Howdy, Squidward. So, you and Pearl? Shucks, I didn't think you had it in ya. ;) But I guess you do have your similarities... But I thought you hated Krabs too much to be datin' his daughter... Ah well, I just want y'all to be happy. :)

Yeah, we both dislike Krabs, and we both enjoy making Squilliam cry. :)

But thank you! :)

hazeldream17874 said: Your secret crush is totally on Squilliam isn't it

Sir or lady…

I have a GIRLFRIEND. Pearl Krabs.

I don’t love SQUILLIAM.

He’s even more annoying than SpongeBob SquarePants!!

ask-sandy-cheeks-squirrel said: So you LIKE me, Squidward? You can't have this critter?

Uhhhh……….

What are you talking about, Sandy Cheeks?

I don’t love you. Sorry.

You are just a friend to me……

And besides, I have a girlfriend right now (Pearl Krabs).

mama-squidward said: yo yo yo! tell plankton he HAS to go on a date with me! :) thanks #1 son!

Mother, please. I am TRYING to work!

And don’t embarrass me.

thekowalskicore said: Whats your favorite drink?

Coffee, tea, etc…

vforvertigo-deactivated20130523 said: Squidward you're my favorite

You do realize that I have no idea what you are talking about, right?

But…. thanks. I guess.